"No no! Let him do it! He'll never do it again after this..."

"Vilcus dactyloadapter was developed specially for people who enjoy closing electrical circuits with their own fingers.

Many people get a kick out of direct contact with AC power supply. To that end, people normally use U-shaped fragments of bare wire, paper clips or even usual metal forks. All these gimmicks are unreliable, short-lived and, most importantly, tend to cause short-circuit failure or even inflammation."

I really can't tell if this was created to be an elaborate way to weed out the stupid in the world, or someone actually decided to create something that allows people to stick their fingers in sockets without a risk to their lives. However, the good people at Thinkgeek are selling this for $12.99 and offer this disclaimer:

While we at ThinkGeek are completely convinced of the health benefits of finger contact with high-voltage electricity... not all of our living test subjects for the Vilcus felt the same way. Playing with electrical sockets is damn dangerous and our attorneys don't recommend it. In any case ThinkGeek, Inc. and all of it's myriad subsidiaries are in no way responsible for your stupidity if you stick your fingers in a high-voltage wall socket and harm yourself in any way.

Shock at your own risk, people.